Shadowgirls

If the Cheezburger website is any indication, I'd say pseudo-celeb Perez Hilton. And I say that after seeing several pictures of Amy Winehouse at her worst.

NEXT! For anyone else that wants to chime in on this...

since there was no clear-cut question, i will chime in on the last one posted. the goofiest looking celeb in my opinion is will ferrel. dont know why i feel that way, i just do.

new question: Do the underwear gnomes really exist? (south park ftw!!)

South Park FTL. Seriously, we're talking about a show so low that it's highest points are either a recipe called Chocolate Salty Balls, or trying to say *repressed* 100 times in a single episode. Of course, for a show who's initial pitch was "30 minutes about a talking piece of excrement" I assume it's an improvement.

And yes, while underwear gnomes exist, it's nothing like on the show. That was just because they've got a lousy union. Same reason they lost the branding for the Claus account. I mean seriously, who ever heard of elves doing assembly line work?

Actual next question: Anyone else get a message from d_alexrod asking them to come back to the forums?

I never really left.

Is that sad?

No. Two more months and you can qualify for the exclusive "SG Troll Club". We got cookies, well I got cookies. If Maz shows up maybe I'll bake us all a pie.

What's a better toll, Gold or Goats?

Tainwulf wrote:What's a better toll, Gold or Goats?

This is a tough one. Gold is pretty awesome, it certainly would help toward bridge upkeep, paying for vacations, and so on. However, goats make great natural lawnmowers, are milk producers (goat cheese may be one of my most favorite foods ever), and as a spinner and knitter, I'd have fiber available for both. Although, back to the gold thing, I could BUY goats and maybe an alpaca or two if I had gold.

I guess Gold is the most flexible and thus 'better'. Though goats are cuddlier and cuter.

What is a plant I could get for my cubicle at work that doesn't require much attention?

I'd go with the ever popular Plasticus Planticus. Studies have sown they're almost impossible to kill. If you've got a penchant for the weird, and don't mind talking to idiots, Venus Fly Traps are fun too.

If you took the goats, would you teach them to pull a chariot? Like Thor?

Oh hell Yes.

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I would try to teach goats to pull a chariot, but in my experience, goats are damned stubborn animals. They'd probably eat the chariot. . .

Anyone else ever have a pet goat?

No, but I had a theroy once to get a bunch of goats and let them loose int he city to eat all the overgrown lawns. I called it the Urban Goat Project. It never got past the proposal stage, and thus ended my brief but illustrious career in politics.

They were too much trouble to properly weaponize. Sure the little ones were cute, but I prefer pets with military applications. The test runs were less then stellar even though they did eat a couple of the targets. Granted the targets were made of hay and old clothes but at least those three had the right idea!

Pets - Do you keep any pet that could be considered exotic or weird? Keep in mind that for most people, pets are either cats or dogs.

Not anymore, though in my lifetime, I've owned a goat (who walked on a leash), multiple rabbits (all of whom walked on leashes), a few fish (who did not walk - or even swim - on leashes), a variety of small vermin (one gerbil actually did walk on a leash made of hair ties and string. . .), two iguanas (yep, leash-trained), and several parakeets and cockatiels (no leashes).

Same question!

I don't have any pets. Once upon a time I had salamanders, newts, hermit crabs, frogs, snakes, and sometimes really cool looking spiders. But I never had anything exotic.

If you could save the life of 10 children by not saving one old man, would you let him die?

Absolutely.

Let's spin this puppy on its head: If you could save 10 old people by not saving one child, would you let him/her die?

I would cheat and pull a Spiderman to save them all.

Which superhero would you most like to be?