Speaking of
The Dreaming's Eve, I was always entertained by the old Hebrew folk stories about Lilith... and that fact that in almost every single other story in that cycle Adam comes across as being a spineless, petulant little whiner that needed putting in his place more than a little. And they wondered why Lucifer wouldn't take a knee in front of this idiot who spent most of his life in Paradise doing nothing but
complain! And then God does nothing but back him up and then is incredulous about Lilith's insistance on getting up and leaving the Garden for good... proof if you ever needed it God's a bloke
Now where do we begin... ah, back in Eden a
long, long time ago...
'God, I'm lonely. Make me an companion,' says Adam. 'Ok,' says the Big Guy, and he makes Adam someone like himself. He shows the unfinished being to Adam 'This ok?' asks God. 'Well,' says Adam, 'all the beasts here in the garden have a mate... can't this be my mate too?' 'Why not,' says the Big G, and he makes the creature female.
'God, what happens if she runs away from me? I'll be alone here again.' God rolls his eyes a bit and says 'Oookay...' and joins them back to back. Adam's happy... for about five minutes.
'God,' says Adam (with more than a hint of complaint in his voice) 'Lilith and I do nothing but argue... I want to go one place, she wants to go to another, I do one thing, she wants to do something else... plus like this we can't lie together as the other creatures do... hint hint...' God gets the idea and seperates them. He puts his feet up for a bit. Not for too long, mind you.
'God!' says Adam. The Man Upstairs sighs a bit. 'Lilith's just out of control! Tell her to do what I tell her to!' 'How'd you mean?' mutters God, wanting to go work on bigger and better things like the Rubik's Cube.
'Well, she goes hunting - that's my job! She's as good at it as I am too! She always has her own ideas about what to do, where to go, and all that... then on top of all that... she wants to go on top all the time! She says underneath her is where I belong! And it's only when she wants to do it, not when I want to!' God does his best to hide his chuckles and goes off to chat to Lilith. Lilith is off doing her own thing (probably inventing the wheel or brushing her hair because she had a lot of it - down to her ankles at least).
'Yo God,' says Lilith, 'what's shaking?' God explains Adam's laundry list of complaints. Lilith counters that they are equal in almost every way; she can do everything Adam can do just as well as him, but on top of that, she can carry a child. Surely that means she's better than Adam - he can't create Jack. Plus, she notes, that she doesn't go crying to God every five minutes. God convinces her to give it a go (and points out that she can't make a child without Adam's input); for the sake of peace and quiet at least, so Lilith goes to Adam and peace reigns... for about a day and a half.
'God!' whines Adam yet again, 'she's still being weird! Now she's insisting that we work out our differences and she keeps banging on about "give and take," whatever that is... and when we have sex she only wants us to do it side-by-side, because we're EQUAL! Tell her I'm in charge! I want to go on top all the time, too - that's what all the other animals in here do... with maybe the exception of the snakes, but that's not the point...' By now God's wishing he'd made earplugs on the 7th day, so he goes to Lilith and quite frankly raises his voice a bit. Lilith cocks her eyebrow a little and gets the idea that God is missing the point somewhat, so she turns on her heel (while God's talking to her, which pisses off the Big Guy to no end and frankly makes him start acting a bit like Adam towards her from that moment on) and makes straight for the exit, giving the bird over her shoulder the whole way out... over the wall outside the garden there's this Lucifer guy who seems to understand her a lot better...
Peace reigns in Eden (finally)...
'God...' whinges Adam, 'I'm lonely again.' God has a bit of a fit, shouts at Adam for a while and then surrenders himself to the idea. He sends a group of angels to get Lilith back from Lucifer and his lot. God meanwhile thinks he has a solution to Adam's constant complaints, so he makes Eve for him (out of the stuff of Adam's body - one of his ribs - just so she knows who wears the trousers in the relationship from day one) and sits back and waits for the next generation to pop up.
Lilith is sat at the side of an inland sea dipping her toes. She's also obviously been busy with Lucifer because she's visibly pregnant and she has a brood of youngsters already. God's messengers turn up and tell her to come back to the garden. She tells them where to get off. God pipes in and says that if she doesn't go back almost every child she attempts to have will die at birth (because he's one of those merciful and loving deities - sorry, this story has always said to me that this folklaw incarnation of God at least can be seriously unpleasant - and in some versions they do't die but turn into owls). Lilith realises God can make good on this promise, so she swears if that happens she'll kill every single male child Adam and his new mate has for all eternity. Lucifer has shared some of his power with her and she can make such oaths and be able to deliver on it.
The angels shuffle off (feeling more than a little offput about the outcome of it all) and sure enough, Lilith's children die at birth and so does the rest of her brood. Lilith more or less forget the promise to go on a childkilling rampage, and goes off to the same inland sea to drown herself; she's heartbroken as you might imagine. The angels come back, and talk her out of it, and strike an under-the-table deal with Lilith. If Lilith finds the names of the three angels who came to her written close to a boy-child, she can't harm them. In return she can have her own children without knowing they're all doomed to die - some of them still will however as God's will can't be utterly undone. Lilith agrees, and from then onwards Lilith only has power over mortal children for a handful of days - longer for girls than boys, naturally - and based on some texts she gave up on killing children altogether and treats all newborns as hers to compensate for those of her own that perish; some Talmidic traditions state that if a baby giggles for no reason, Lilith is entertaining it. And in case we forget completely, Lilith's children with Lucifer are distinctly demonic...
There are a lot of different myths that tell the story from that point onward. It's said in at least one that Eve always knew that in Adam's heart he still held a love for Lilith, and knowing this always brought her sadness. Plus there's the whole expulsion-from-the-garden thing to really ensure we just keep blaming Eve for everything that ever went wrong. Interestingly, there's another tale from the middle ages that suggests that Lucifer and Lilith, in a pique of spitefulness towards Adam, sneak into the garden and tempt Adam and Eve into being unfaithful to one another, and thus we have an alternative "forbidden fruit" metaphore.
Anyway, God bless strong-willed women who do things their own way everywhere - if Adam had had things all his own way, the world might just have ended up a mighty dull place
You can go back to your genetics discussion now
