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Postby Solomon on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:55 am

Against my better judgment, I have agreed to host a semi-regular advice column. Now, I'm going to spell this out very slowly since I don't have any pretty pictures or pieces of aluminum foil to keep your attention.

1. PM me your questions. Do not post them in a forum. Do not email me. Do not come to my house. Send me PM with the subject line "Ask Solomon".

2. In that PM you stick your question. If you send me stupid questions expect me to ignore you or mock you publicly. Do not spam my inbox with stupid questions. I specialize in relationship problems and life coaching...so don't be a f#$%^ idiot and send me stupid useless questions about your stupid useless life.

3. I will select 2-3 questions per week (Maybe) and respond to them as I see fit.

4. I don't know what happens after I turn them in you'll have to bug the two morons who run this site.

5. If you have questions about how this works. And ONLY how this works, you may post in this thread.

6. You all disgust me.
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Postby Jacobus on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:07 pm

6. The feeling is mutual fish breath.
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Postby Tink on Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:00 pm

... so if we're not allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless lives, we're allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless relationships?

(yay! I'm on the s#!$ list early! :D)
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Postby Jacobus on Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:43 pm

Tink wrote:... so if we're not allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless lives, we're allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless relationships?

(yay! I'm on the s#!$ list early! :D)


I possibly beat you to it :P Although I think with that wanna-be lizard everyone is on that list by default. :P
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Postby SporkBot on Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:11 am

This gonna be done "Dear Abby" style, where you make up fake names for everyone based on their problems?

"Dear Too Stupid to Breathe..."
Leave battle to the warriors or put a target on your rump.
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Postby Solomon on Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:43 am

Tink wrote:... so if we're not allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless lives, we're allowed to ask stupid useless questions about our stupid useless relationships?

(yay! I'm on the s#!$ list early! :D)


No.

Ask me meaningful questions about your stupid useless lives and relationships.
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Postby Solomon on Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:44 am

SporkBot wrote:This gonna be done "Dear Abby" style, where you make up fake names for everyone based on their problems?

"Dear Too Stupid to Breathe..."


Yeah, I'll make up a second fake name to mask your first fake name from the other fake named people on the internet.

I'm all about discretion.
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Postby Solomon on Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:40 am

So I've been getting some pretty good questions and I wanted to let you all rest easy at night and let you know I haven't forgotten you.

Hang onto your panties and hopefully this column will go live soon.
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Postby Akamaz on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:48 pm

bu what if we don't wear panties and thus have nothing to hang on to? (hey is that a good question?)
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Postby Tink on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:30 pm

I suppose you can hang onto your significant other's panties... I wouldn't recommend hanging onto a complete stranger's panties, unless you're in a certain kind of club.
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Postby Jacobus on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:32 pm

Tink wrote:I suppose you can hang onto your significant other's panties... I wouldn't recommend hanging onto a complete stranger's panties, unless you're in a certain kind of club.


Yeah you really don't know where they have been. :P
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Postby Akamaz on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:21 pm

Tink wrote:I suppose you can hang onto your significant other's panties... I wouldn't recommend hanging onto a complete stranger's panties, unless you're in a certain kind of club.



and just what kind of club is that Tink? :twisted:
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Postby Forsythe on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:48 pm

Akamaz wrote:and just what kind of club is that Tink? :twisted:


Obviously not one you're acquainted with... ;)
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Postby Darkrider on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:32 am

LMAO!!
"Dont fear the reaper?" Heh.....Yea right....That may have been true long before i started walking among you...
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Postby Grieven on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:35 pm

You can buy one too just so you can hang on to something. :P
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